HeatMan resisted the urge to burst into laughter at Rei’s expectation that he would do anything shady. Luckily, his resting smile did a great job at masking it.
Really, it wasn’t that funny. Despite the familiarity that had been thrust upon him, Rei didn’t actually know anything about HeatMan. There was no way to intuit that he was specially-programmed to guide his operators out of dodgy situations — it wasn’t like his name was MoralMan or something. On that note, this wasn’t the first time his operator has sent him into a suspicious situation. That came with the territory. It was, however, the first time someone had operated him with the intention of doing the wrong thing. That was the funny part.
Which brought HeatMan to an interesting dilemma. Would it be wrong to guide someone’s behavior in the right direction without their consent? It was underhanded, for sure, but wrong? That depended on which moral code he was following in the first place.
Sure, he could state his intentions up front — if he wanted to get laughed out of the PET. Who would this kid trust more, some random navi placed there to lecture him, or whatever friends he had in the Undernet? It wouldn’t work. At the same time, HeatMan didn’t feel right committing crimes in his stead with no effort put into directing him elsewhere. As much as he disliked being underhanded, it seemed like the way to go in this situation. If not the most moral, then the wisest.
Coming to a decision, he placed his hands behind his head in a relaxed gesture. “Alright, let’s do this. I’m sure I could find my way through. Plug away, kid!”
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Energized by his navi’s approval, Lan wasted no time jacking into the nearest device — a desk fan inexplicably connected to the internet. He took a seat on the bed as he operated, leg anxious bouncing up and down.
Celestra landed in a small homepage, devoid of customization. Whether that was due to privacy or neglect was unclear. All that sat in this comp space was a warp pad, presumably to the greater net.
…Except, when she would eventually leave, she would not find herself aligned with the various streetlights and lamps that lined the outside road. Strangely, this computer didn’t sit relative to its position in the real world, like most devices. Instead, it brought her to the network of a neighboring town, a far cry from where they were intending to investigate.
Lan didn’t comment on this. It was normal to him. They were hiding from the outside world, and didn’t want their internet history revealing where they lived. Directing it elsewhere was inconvenient, but it was safe. Of course, Lan’s navi would also be used to this by now.